Medical Quotes
The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning. The physician's highest calling, his only calling, is to make sick people healthy - to heal, as it is termed. They certainly give very strange names to diseases. Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people come from their intelligence. They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness. Time is generally the best doctor. When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much. When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm. You can die of the cure before you die of the illness. You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
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