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Pet Quotes


Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Even cats grow lonely and anxious.

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

I love cats.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.