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If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Life is about timing.

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.

Most ball games are lost, not won.