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Sports Quotes


Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

Sports are a microcosm of society.

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

Success is where preparation and opportunity meet.

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.

Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquillity.

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

The bell that tolls for all in boxing belongs to a cash register.

The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

The hardest thing to believe about The Fan is not that Robert De Niro is stalking somebody again but that anyone cares that much about a baseball player.

The integrity of the game is everything.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.